radteacherally (radteacherally) wrote,

first livejournal blog!!

the bookish virgo has convinced me to start a livejournal!

I think I had one back in maybe sophomore year of college...I dont remember.   I think i made one so I could look at the entries made by this guy in my statistics class.  He had wicked sideburns, thick glasses,  and he always had a CD player with him.  I though he was so cute.  I don't know how I found him on LJ. This was pre-facebook days.  Anyway, I read his journal...dont think there was anything good on it.  So I havent been on since.

But seriously now, I have some wierd things happen to me.  And I really should write them down so I don't forget.  Get ready to hear about my escapades as a substitute teacher.  I had to teach sex ed in high school last week and I met another sub named Mr. Guy.  I also sell shoes.  I am a conosseiur of feet stink.  I know how to measure feet.  A couple of weeks ago I had a mentally retarded man in the store.  He grabbed my hair and started pulling it.  

I also have a little known malady called Sleep Paralysis.  Upon waking from a dream, I hallucinate and become paralyzed.  The other night I dreamed that I saw a UFO outside my window.  I tried to take a picture of it, and it turned into a hamburger and flew over my house!  I woke up and saw an alien/grim reaper type creature waiting by my bed...fortunately I know I"m not insane...so I turned on the light and everything was OK.

Anway...this is just some of the crazy crap that happens to me and it might be interesting for you to read!

Adios for now!

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